🎉💥⚠️ HOLD ONTO YOUR AIRPODS, FOLKS! 🍏🤯 Today might just be the day the Apple cult blesses us with the iPhone 17 Air – the slimmest slice of overpriced tech you never asked for! 🪶📱💸 Rumor has it this featherweight champion of the tech world is about to strut its stuff with a ginormous 6.6-inch screen that's actually thinner than your last relationship! 😬💔 No cap, it's the successor to the iPhone 16 Plus, because who doesn’t want to spend their entire paycheck on a glorified paperweight? 📉💰 🎤 So let’s break it down for ya, fam: - iPhone 17 Air = thinner than your excuses for why you haven't deleted TikTok yet. 📉👀 - Expected features include zero innovation and a lightning port that STILL require adapters. Thank you, Apple, for ruining our lives! 🔌💀 🤖 *"We basically just glued thinner screens to our previous models,"* leaked developer *"Tim Cryin' G."* said while hiding behind a pile of iPhone 11s. 😂🚀 🔥 Hot take? The iPhone 17 Air will melt hearts 🌈, wallets 💸, and possibly your fingers when you accidentally touch that flame of a new case prices. 😱🔥 But mark my words – this time next year, Apple’s gonna drop the iPhone 17 Water - a literal piece of paper that can withstand moisture! 🌊 Imagine THAT chaos! 🤯👾 #StonksUp #ThisIsFine