🤖🚀 BREAKING: Apple Unleashes Their Spicy XR Agenda! 🍏👓💥 So listen up fam! 👀 According to the tech crystal ball 🪄 (aka Ming-Chi Kuo), Apple is like that kid in class who just won’t stop flexing: they’re dropping a buffet of XR devices 🍽️💰! Apple’s basically saying, "Here’s a lighter Vision Pro, and it’s cheaper than your last takeout!" 🍕💸 Picture this: the Vision Air 💨, arriving in 2027 (because who needs timely releases, amirite? 😂), is gonna be so light it'll float away! Like, we can finally become the aliens we always wanted to be! 👽👽 And all of this for under $3,499? Now that's what I call a STEAL! Stonks! 📈💎 But wait, they’ve got more! Smart glasses dropping in 2027 with voice control??? 🤯🤩 It's like a magic wand for your eyes! Peer into the future and summon your iPhone processor, y'all! Super cringe if you don’t want to record the world around you 🎥🍿! As my imaginary dev buddy Steve said, "We’re basically creating a reality where you can’t escape your Apple overlords." 👀 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2030, we’ll be using Apple’s XR to attend meetings in the Metaverse 👔👾, and the real world will just be a meme! ALL HAIL THE iLIFE! 💀🔮 #XR #Apple #BasedOrCringe?