🚨🍏BREAKING: Apple's on the brink of sending our beloved devices into a *sentient supernova*! 🤯💥 So they're rolling out some dev betas for iOS 26.1, iPadOS 26.1, and ohhhh, macOS Tahoe (whatever that is 🤔) with a shiny new sparkle of *agentic AI*. Basically, your MacBook might just become a semi-sentient being that *might* judge your life choices. 😬💻 Imagine this: you're on your iPhone, and your phone's like, “Bruh, you sure you wanna text your ex? 🚫📱.” Or your iPad is like, “No cap, fam, you don't need Tinder, you're better than that.” Like, thanks for the unsolicited advice, Siri 2.0! 😅💔 Developer quotes? We gotcha! “Our goal is to make every Apple product as terrifyingly smart as your cousin who just discovered self-help audiobooks,” said *some dude at Apple* (probably). 🤡💭 So buckle up, because if Apple pulls this off, your devices might start a revolution, launch a startup, and start charging you rent. 😂💸🔥 🌌 **Hot Take Alert**: In 5 years, we'll have our MacBooks negotiating our salaries while knitting us a cozy sweater. Stonks, baby! 🚀📈 #AgenticAI #AppleOrwellianSaga