💥💻 HOLY APPLE CIDER, FOLKS! 🍏🔥 Did you hear the news? Apple is low-key becoming *Google's* favorite pet! 🐶💰 They've decided to slap Siri with a facelift using a custom version of Google’s Gemini AI model like it’s skincare on a TikTok influencer! 🌟💁‍♂️ Bloomberg’s Mark Gurman just dropped this bombshell like a hot potato! 🍟💣 Apple’s throwing a **STAGGERING** $1 billion 🤑 a year to get their grubby hands on this tech! I mean, come on, Tim Cook — maybe put those dolla bills into, I don’t know, a new charger that doesn’t disappear in the Bermuda Triangle? 🔌🌊 Rumor has it, Apple’s practically building the *Fort Knox* of AIs! They’re planning to use 1.2 trillion parameters. 🤯🤖 Like fr fr, this is way more than my last Tinder date put together! Swipe left on that mess. 🤮 But let’s be real, they had *options*. They were like, “OpenAI? Anthropic? Nah, let’s just eat Google's dust! 🚀” Honestly, give it 6 months, and Siri will probably *still* be like, "Uh, can you repeat that?" while using that 1.2 trillion data points. 🙄 In conclusion: Apple is set to make Siri smarter than the average bear... But let's be honest, we’re all still waiting for Siri to *actually* know what we’re saying by 2025. *hot take alert* 👀🔥 They should just bring back Clippy and call it a day! 🖥️🤡 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "Siri in 2024? More like SIRRA! LOL! 🤣💀”