🚨👀 BIG APPLE TEA ALERT! 🍏🍵 Y'all remember when Apple dropped the iPhone 16e like it was the hottest mixtape of the year? 🎤🔥 Well guess what? They’re about to drop the C1 like it’s hot, and if you’re waiting for your iPad to get in on that action? 😳✋ Sorry fam, it's gonna be as left out as that one friend at the party. 🎉🧐 “Honestly, we just don’t feel like giving the iPad a glow-up. It’s a vibe, ya know?” - Some imaginary Apple dev who definitely isn’t on LinkedIn. 💼💀 But here's the kicker: while Apple’s strutting its C1 horse in front of iPhones, the iPads are kinda out here like: “This is fine” 🌈🔥. Can you say cringe? No cap, the only thing the iPad's winning at is being a glorified Netflix machine. 📺💩 So if you thought the C1 was coming to save the iPad from its 'mediocre' fate... 🥴👎 wrong! It's headed for the glossiest corners of Apple’s product lineup and leaving the rest in the dust. 🚀 Now we're just sitting here watching Apple play favorites like it’s high school all over again. 🥲 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: The real reason the C1 isn't going to the iPad? They're secretly working on the iPad's cousin - the iPad Mini Pro Max Deluxe with 69 cameras! (Coming 2049). Stonks? More like stonks from a different galaxy! 🌌💰💀