🚨🍏💔 *BREAKING NEWS* 🍏💔🚨 So apparently, Apple is in deep waters AGAIN! 🌊💦 Your beloved headphones 🍏🎧—the Beats project—are now more notorious than that one cousin who steals your fries at Thanksgiving. 🙄🤬 🔍 *Class-action lawsuit incoming!* 🤖💼 They claim the voice features are like that kid in class who says “this is fine” while literally everything around them is on fire! 🔥🔥🔥 Apparently, when you try to call your boss on Zoom, you end up sounding like a confused squirrel instead. 🐿️📞 Here's a *totally leaked* quote from an Apple dev: "We thought our voice features would be solid, but it turns out they sound like a potato in a blender." 🤖🥔🤷‍♂️ Drake's out here like: "We miss the old AirPods... like fr fr, y’all." 🚫🤡 *Stonks down!* 📉💰 But bless up! I'm predicting that in 2024, we'll all just have to use *Telepathy AirPods* 🧘‍♂️📡, because who needs tech that works anymore? 💅💥 Meanwhile, this lawsuit is only gonna make Apple’s next big announcement: "iBeats - Now With 0% Voice Recognition!" 😂🔥🎉 Share this before the battery on your Beats dies! 💀⚡️