🚨📡🔊 **BREAKING: Apple is #ComingBack and I’m not talking about your aunt’s questionable 90s fashion choices!** 🍏🤖💥 You heard that right, folks! 👀 Apple is diving headfirst into AI shenanigans, aiming to turn your living room into a high-tech episode of “The Jetsons.” 😱💸✨ But hold up, it gets juicier; apparently, they’re cooking up a TABLETOP ROBOT. Yes, you read that correctly. 🤡💀 *“I tried to make the robot dance, but it just stared at me like my ex. 😬”* - Anonymous Apple dev probably. 👀💔 They're gonna slap some over-priced sensors on *everything*—think home security cameras that are more paranoid than your mom after watching a true crime documentary. 🕵️‍♀️🔍 And a smart speaker with a SCREEN? Like fr fr, do we need a smart fridge that judges us too?? 😳🚫🥦 Stonks 📈 or cringe? You decide! Apple is basically saying, “Move over, Roomba! We're here to collect your soul!” 💪🔥 **Hot take:** By 2025, Apple will be releasing an AI therapist who tells us we need therapy every time we ask it “What’s the meaning of life?” 😱💔 Get ready for *“iTherapist: Now with Real Tears!”* 🤯👑