🚨👀 BREAKING: APPLE UNDER FIRE IN CHINA AGAIN! 🍎💥 Grab your popcorn because this ain’t your grandma’s courtroom drama! 🤡💀 So, last year, Apple (aka the Fruit Gang 🍏💸) dodged a bullet when they finessed their way out of a lawsuit over those wallet-busting App Store fees. But hold onto your iPhones, folks! 🥵 One of the lawyers is BACK, ready to serve that piping hot antitrust tea! ☕️🔥 Imagine this convo: 👩‍⚖️ Lawyer: *slams gavel* "Apple, we're coming for those inflated fees!" 🍏 Apple: "What fees? We only charge for the high-quality vibes!" Like, fr fr, can we talk about how Apple’s charging you $1,000+ for a shiny brick but wants you to pay 30% on top of that to get your favorite TikTok filter? 😩💰🤦‍♂️ You know what this means? Get ready for the “App Store Tax” protest, where people draw “Do Not Enter” signs on their iPhones and start sewing capes out of iPhone boxes! 🦸‍♂️📦💀 Prediction: In 2025, Apple will launch an “Antitrust Edition” iPhone that *actually* comes with 100% transparency—while charging you double for the privilege! 🤣🚀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine #AppleBucks #Roasted 🍏🔥