🔊🚨BREAKING NEWS: APPLE'S ANSWERS TEAM? MORE LIKE APPLE'S "WHO ASKED?" TEAM! 😂💀💸 Hold up, fam! Apple just birthed a new squad called the “Answers, Knowledge and Information” team, and lemme tell ya, it's like announcing you invented AIR after everyone’s already breathing it. 🤡💨 According to Bloomberg (you know, that fancy money paper 💰), this crew is just Apple trying to catch up to the rest of the tech world. “Thanks, Captain Obvious!” 🥴 But wait, there’s more! This is apparently their master plan to save Siri from being the digital equivalent of your parents trying to use TikTok. 😬📱💀 Leaked quote from an “insider” (probably just Tim Cook with a tinfoil hat 🤖🧢): “Siri’s like that friend who never knows what’s going on. We had to step in before she sent someone to Mars instead of Starbucks!” 🚀 Drake approves of this plan! 👌✨ *Drake pointing meme intensifies* Listen, Apple might want to swap “Knowledge” for “Assault on Common Sense” because we *still* can’t ask Siri to play “never gonna give you up” without getting Rickrolled in the process. 🤦‍♂️🔥 But here’s the REAL hot take: I predict Apple’s *FIND* function will eventually become sentient and start judging you for your YouTube history. No cap, you’ve been warned! 👀💥 #futureisnow #crazybuttrue