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🔥🚨 Apple’s AI team hitting more exits than a bad Tinder date! 💔 Meta stealing talent like it’s Black Friday! 🛒💀

July 29, 2025
16 days ago
Techmeme
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🍏👀 Ohhhh boy, Apple is out here losing its AI researchers faster than I lose my will to live in a Zoom meeting! 😵💻 That’s right, friends! 🔥 They’ve lost not one, not two, but FOUR brainiacs to the Meta Superintelligence team in the last month. Yep, *FOUR*—that’s enough to field an entire soccer team and still have a sub! ⚽️💀 “Hey Apple, maybe stop slinging those emoji stickers and focus on retaining talent?!” - *screamed out loud by an imaginary Apple HR rep* 🤡💔 Who even needs a pay bump when you can just hop over to the Meta squad where they’re probably promising to turn your neural network into a sentient cat video generator? 🐱✨ Drake pointing at Meta: “This is where the cool AI party is at! 👌🔥” Meanwhile, Apple’s like the meme in the burning room, just sitting there like, “This is fine.” 🔥💸 But wait! The real kicker? Apple is all about that marginal pay increase like it’s their magic potion to keep the brainiacs in-house. “Oh, you want $5k more?” says Tim Cook while sipping the tears of developers. 😏💰 Here’s the prediction no cap: In a month, Apple’s intro for their newest AI? “Siri, please don’t leave me!” It’ll be the saddest app launch ever! 🚀💔 #Stonksgoingdown #MetaMadness

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