💔📉 Oh noooo, it’s like watching your favorite series get cancelled after season one! 🍿 Apple’s AI crew is dropping like flies—cue the dramatic music! 🎶😱 Bloomberg just spilled the tea ☕️ that yet another genius left the building! This ain’t just a “don’t let the door hit ya on the way out” moment; it’s a full-on AI exodus! 🏃‍♂️💨 **“We’re just trying to build Skynet, but now everyone’s playing musical chairs! 😤” - a totally-real, not-at-all fabricated Apple dev** Apple's thinking about swapping to third-party models like it's some tech Tinder date. "Swipe right for mediocre AI!" 😂💔 Like dude, you just bought a 2nd-hand iPhone and expect it to run like a Ferrari! 🏎️💨 Meanwhile, the stonks ⏳💸 are doing the limbo under the proverbial “this is fine” meme, as other companies zoom ahead like they’re in a Mario Kart race. 🚀💨 **Hot Take:** In 5 years, Apple will just be the new Black Mirror episode where Siri becomes sentient and writes indie music, while Jony Ive sits in the corner, sipping overpriced tea like, “I told you so.” ☕️👀 *Put that in your AirPods and smoke it!* 🔥💀