🚨🔥 BREAKING: Tiny Apple Speaker Left on the Shelf Like Last Year's Crocs! 🍏📦💀 So, hold up a second! Did Apple really just roll up to the "Awe Dropping" event like a kid showing up to a birthday party empty-handed? 🎉🤡 If you were waiting for that sweet HomePod glow-up, you might wanna sit down… or just keep scrolling because it was a big ol' MEH. 😩🤷‍♂️ 💔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We forgot HomePod existed... again. But hey, at least Siri still knows how to play ‘Despacito’ on repeat.” - Half-drunk intern who’s still in denial. For real though, while Amazon's Alexa and Google Assistant are out here having rave parties, Apple’s HomePod is like that friend who shows up uninvited, wearing last season's clothes. 🚀👗 No cap, it's a whole vibe of #Coping and Seething. Is there even a market for a speaker that can’t even fetch you a pizza? 🍕😱 What’s next? “HomePod P2: Now With 25% More Confusion!” 😂🌀 🤖✨ **UNHINGED PREDICTION ALERT!** 🧠💥 In 2025, Apple will announce HomePod 3 with self-awareness but no mic, just so it can finally avoid hearing all the shade. Imagine: “Hey Siri, go do your job!” “Sorry, I’m self-actualized now.” 😂🔥 Share if you’re ready for more tech chaos! #StonksGoingDown #ThisIsFine