📉🍏🚨 BREAKING: Apple’s AI team is dropping faster than my WiFi signal on a bad day! 💨💀 According to *Financial Times* (who probably got their scoop from a leaking iPhone), Apple has lost a solid DOZEN of its top AI wizards to rival companies. 🙃 “This is fine” meme plays in the background as Tim Cook wipes his tears with a stack of cash. 💰 Apparently, when your team resembles a sad college dorm party, it might be time to reconsider your AI strategy! 🍕🎉 With their core foundation now just a group of 50-60 lucky techies playing “who can make Siri less annoying,” things are looking a tad spooky for the fruit company. 👻 Rumor has it, one of the leavers said, “I’m going to a place where the annual bonus is actually more than a bag of chips and a soda.” 😤🥤 Classic! 🤖 Drake pointing meme shows us where to throw our stonks — definitely NOT in Apple’s AI right now! 📈🔥 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Apple will be replaced by Fortnite as the #1 game in tech...just you wait. 🤯💥 Stay tuned, fam! #Cringe #Based #AIIsOnFire 🚀