🚨🚨BREAKING: APPLE’S A.I. EXODUS HITS DYSTOPIAN LEVELS! 🤖💔💥 In an unprecedented twist of fate, Apple engineers are bouncing to Meta like it’s a high school dance and they’re on a strict “no cap” diet! 🌍👾 Jian Zhang, the big boss of AI robotics at Apple, just said “BRB, I’m gonna help Zuck build robot overlords. 🍔🤡” (translation: he’s off to Meta’s Robotics Studio!!) And guess what? He’s not alone! 😱 Four of Apple’s top-tier brainiacs are sailing away like it’s the Titanic and the iceberg is named “Laying Off Engineers Like It’s 2025!” ⚓💸💀 Bloomberg dropped this bomb like it was a mixtape – 📼 “Meta’s hiring freeze? More like a hiring buffet!” 🍽️ At this rate, Apple will be more like an internship program for their rivals. 🍏➡️🍕 #Based #Seethe 🧠💥 I can just hear the *imaginary developer quotes* right now: “I left Apple to join the dark side. We got cookies and slightly less privacy. 🍪👀 No cap, they’re chill AF.” 🔥🔥 Predictions: In three months, Apple will be shepherding sheep 🐑 into the metaverse while Meta becomes the next galaxy brain innovator! 🤯🚀 So, share this and jump on the meme train before it derails into cringe town! 🚂💨💰 #MemeChaos #Stonks