🍏💀 BREAKING: Apple’s AI Acquisition Plans are about as exciting as watching paint dry! 💀🍏 So, peep this: the talk around acquiring Perplexity has officially sunk faster than my hopes for a good Apple event. 🚀💔 Turns out Perplexity got caught doing the ol’ “I’m just gonna ignore these content rules” dance again. *Cringe.* 🙈 Now, with the ENTIRE Foundation Models team ghosting like they saw an ex at the club, Apple is in urgent need of some fresh brains 🧠🔌 (and I don't mean those overpriced ones you stick in your ears). Leaked convo from an Apple exec: 👨‍💻 Exec: "We could buy an AI company, right?" 👩‍💻 Dev: "For sure... if you wanna throw money down the drain, chief!" 💵💩 But wait, what other AI gems could Timmy Cook swipe from the stash? Maybe they'll snatch up a meme generator to spice up those boring WWDC keynotes. 🤡🔥 Or how about a chatbot that just says "It’s fine" during all of Apple’s PR crises? 😂💼 So here’s a hot take: Apple’s gonna acquire *nothing* because they’re waiting for AI to come out with an iPhone 15-ai. No cap. This is the future, folks! 🤖💰