🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! 🚨 Apple’s about to drop the AI bomb we never knew we needed! 🤯 According to some **leaked** developer whispers (probably during a snack break), the big fruity tech company 🍏 is kicking Siri’s ancient AI butt into gear with help from Google! Yes, you read that correctly! 🤖💔 So, like, we’ve all been living in a world where Siri acts more like that one friend who constantly forgets your name, right? 🤡✨ “Hey Siri, what’s the weather?” *Siri botches it and tells you it’s taco night* 🌮💀. But fear not! 🔥 Word on the street is Apple’s giving her a much-needed glow-up to finally compete in the AI arena! Like, THIS IS FINE… if the fire was also an opportunity for Apple to snatch back some user dignity! 🥴🍎 Rumor has it, they’re rolling out "Siri 2.0: Now with 50% less cringe." You might be saying "fr fr," but until I can ask Siri to book me a spa day while also getting me tacos in one response, I ain’t impressed! 🚀💰 Hot take: In 2024, Siri will be giving TED Talks on how to optimize procrastination! (I’m calling it, mark my words!) Stonks will go to the moon! 🌕💥 #AppleAintDeadYet