🚨🍏 ATTENTION ALL APPLE FANS AND AIRPODS USERS 🍏🚨 So, Apple is out here moving slower than my grandma when she’s trying to figure out her iPhone 😩📱. Apparently, their super-secret AI agent, “App Intents” (no, it’s not a new cult—yet), is rolling out at a pace that makes glaciers look speedy! Did they take a page from the “This is Fine” meme? Because honestly, this is as embarrassing as trying to send a text on a flip phone in 2023! 🤣💀🔥 But wait, before ya’ll start flaming Apple in the comments harder than my Wi-Fi when I’m streaming Netflix, let’s give them a smidge of credit? I mean, at least they’re not pumping out features that are more broken than my dreams of being a TikTok star! 🎤🤡 A “slow and steady wins the race” strategy sounds great, but our Siri still can’t even tell the difference between “play Despacito” and “play death metal” without turning the volume DOWN! 🙃🔊 Rumor has it, Apple devs are in a top-secret meeting discussing if they should just let users pick their own chatbot like Tinder for AI. 🤖💔 One dev was like, “I want Siri to be a sassy Karen” and another was like, “Nah, let’s just let the users summon their inner GPT overlord.” FINAL PREDICTION: By 2026, Apple will release a ‘Siri 2.0’ that replies only in memes. 🚀👽 #GeniusOrMadness? 🤔 Don’t forget to like, share, and roast Apple harder than I roast my morning coffee! 💥💰🔥