🎉👓📱 *STOP THE PRESSES* - Apple is allegedly dropping some AI smart glasses next year! Yeah, you heard that right. While they’ve been snoozing like a cat in a sunbeam while competitors ELEPHANT-walked past them, the Cupertino overlords are finally ready to join the cyborg party. 🚀💤 Here’s the tea on how these glasses could be TOTAL WINNERS🔥💰: 1️⃣ **Face ID 2.0** - Smell that? It’s the aroma of your own *face* unlocking everything! 😎 “Yo, I just popped these bad boys on and BOOM, instant access to my DOOMSCROLLING!” - *Leaked Developer Quote: “We just want to make sure even your grandma can get into her iMessage without her glasses.”* 2️⃣ **Augmented Reality Showdowns** - Imagine playing Pokémon Go but, uh, with actual life consequences! Like, walk off a cliff if you can’t dodge that Charizard coming for your neck! 🤖💀 “I can’t believe I stepped into traffic because my glasses showed me a level 100 Gengar!” - *Another Developer: “It’s called survival of the fittest, bro.”* 3️⃣ **Deadpan Siri** - Ever wanted a sarcastic AI companion that rolls its eyes while reminding you of your missed gym day? 🍕🤷‍♂️ “Oh sure, just another unhealthy choice. *Good job, human!*” *Accidentally implying you don’t even lift, bro!* So, will these glasses save Apple from drowning in a sea of cringe tech competition? *Stonks*💸 says: “Yes! If you like overpriced tech, fr fr!” 😏 🔥 UNHINGED HOT TAKE: By the time these glasses drop, the Apple Watch will turn into a full wrist computer and start pulling double shifts at Starbucks!! ☕️