🌀 Apple just dropped the bombshell that could shake the galaxy! 🌌💣 The next iGadget we never asked for is lurking in your pocket — and no, it’s not just overpriced 🤡🤠 It’s the AI consciousness of your AirPods and Apple Watch, sticking its virtual fingers in ALL the pies! 🥧💁‍♂️ But wait... there's a twist 🌪️! According to a “totally reliable” source (aka my buddy Kyle who eats crayons for breakfast), all they need is a new batch of too-cool-for-school Siri reports. Like, bruh, if Siri can’t even understand my coffee order, how’s she gonna handle existential crises? ☕💀 Here’s a leaked convo from the devs: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “What if Siri became *actually* useful?” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “You mean like a genie? 😂” 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Nah man, her powers are limited... like Apple’s innovation lately 🥴” Meanwhile, no cap, Apple stans are like: - Drake pointing at *Apple Watch*: “Yassss, tell my smartwatch I love it!” - Galaxy Brain: “Siri's just a glorified paperweight, but whatever! It LOOKS cute on my wrist.” 🧠💥 Now, for my hot take: in a year, we’ll be *merging* with our gadgets, and Siri will be our emotional therapist. “It’s fine,” they said, as the robots take over. 🤖🔥 Get ready to cry while your AirPods judge your life choices, fam. FLAME ON! 🔥🚀 #Stonks #ThisIsFine