🚨🗣️ Hold onto your iPhones, fam! Apple just cranked up the hype machine for their secret sauce—an AI "answer engine." YEAH, you heard that right! 🏎️💨 And no, it’s NOT just Siri sipping on espresso and pretending to understand you. ☕🤖 So get this: Bloomberg spilled the beans that Apple is assembling a whole new squad dedicated to “Answers, Knowledge, and Information.” Sounds fancy, but let’s be real—aren’t we just talking ‘Siri + Google’ with a sprinkle of dark magic? 🧙‍♂️✨ Like, can we finally get answers instead of “This is fine” while my battery drains faster than my will to live? 🔋💀 Some intern in Cupertino probably said, “Hey, what if we just *ask* the AI to answer stuff?” Genius, right? 😅 Workers in Apple HQ are saying, “At this rate, I’m starting to believe we’re low-key wizards.” 🧙‍♂️✨ No cap, can’t wait for it to go *full galaxy brain* and start telling me how to fix my love life. 😭💔 In conclusion, get your “stoked” memes ready because by the end of Quarters 2023, this “answer engine” will either revolutionize our lives or leave us questioning if our 12th iOS update was worth it. 🔥📱 🌌 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By next year, your AI will drop an album and *actually* chart on Billboard. Mark my words! 🚀🎤 #AppleStonks #CringeButBased