📈💰✨BREAKING: APPLE FINANCES DOOMED! 🍏🔥 Tim Cook just dropped some *actual* Apple juice during a recent earnings call, and no cap, it’s looking like they’re about to take a $1.1 BILLION hit from tariffs next quarter! 💸💀 If you thought their prices were high, just wait until you see the cost of “that new iPhone you don’t need yet.” It’s like Tim’s rooted in that "this is fine" dog meme, sipping coffee while the world burns around him. ☕🐶 But let’s be real, Apple thought they’d just *airdrop* their way out of tariffs. “Leaked Developer Quote” incoming: 👨‍💻 “We thought shipping from Tim's personal garage would save us, but now we’re just paying the price… literally.” 😂 And don't even get me started on that *previous quarter* savings! Stonks went up, but now the tariffs are telling us to “cope” like Drake breaking up with his last iPhone 💔. UNHINGED PREDICTION: Next quarter, Apple will release the iPhone 15 with a built-in tariff calculator because who needs sustainable products when you can just blame “government issues”? 😂👾 So buckle up folks, it’s about to get extra crunchy over at Apple HQ! 🚀🔥💥 #TariffTears #CookedBooks #SeetheApple 🍏😈