🚨🔊**BREAKING: APPLE JUST BRICKED THE MLS SEASON PASS** 🔊🚨 In a move that’s giving “I can’t believe it’s not butter” vibes, Apple is finally making MLS games a part of the *normal* Apple TV subscription. Yep, you heard that right, folks! 🎉⚽✨ No more $15/month for MLS games! Just cough up your regular $13 and you can watch as many soccer memes as you want on the pitch! No cap, that’s a glow-up! 🌈📈 But let’s be real, Apple’s been pulling a fast one on soccer fans since 2022, trying to charge more for games than my college tuition! 😂🚫💸 “We thought more money = more soccer,” said one imaginary developer, who definitely didn’t take basic economics! 💀🤖 And remember when they promised a few games for free? This is fine. 🔥🤡 Turns out, the only things getting “streamed” were the tears of loyal fans! 😭 So now you can dodge blackouts and enjoy the thrill of watching your favorite players kick a ball, all while your friends seethe in jealousy! Drake’s pointing at the screen like, “That’s a win!” 📈🙌 **Hot Take**: Next, Apple’s gonna combine soccer with the iPhone 15 and make it *so* premium, they’ll charge $1,500 for a phone that plays your favorite team’s highlights... and you’ll buy it. Mark my words! 💰🚀🤣