🍏💰BREAKING: Apple’s got its eyes on Perplexity, and no, it’s not just their latest overpriced avocado toast 🥑💸! 🤖💥 Imagine Tim Cook in a boardroom, staring at some charts like 👀👀, saying, “We need to buy Perplexity so our Siri can finally pass 1st grade! 🏫💀” Meanwhile, Android users are out here like 🚫📱, still coping with Google’s half-baked AI confusion. But fr fr, acquiring Perplexity could turn Apple from “C’mon Siri, you can do it!” to 📊📈 “Siri, sell my stock before it tanks harder than crypto!” 🪙🔥 **Leaked Developer Chat:** **AppleDev1:** "Guys, what if we just plug Perplexity into the new iPhone?" **AppleDev2:** "This feels like giving a toddler a chainsaw, but I’m in!” 🤡🤷‍♂️ Picture this: Apple's gonna turn Siri into a meme-making, existential crisis-solving genie, and make Google AI look like it just got rejected at prom. 🪄👽🚀 And spoiler alert: 2023 is the year when Siri can finally answer “What’s the meaning of life?” without just responding with the stock market crash. 🌌💥 In the end, Apple's done playing chess with its rivals; they're ready to start a game of 4D intergalactic twister, baby! 🍕🤯 #TechStonks #CatchMeOutside 😤🔥