🚨📱 **BREAKING NEWS: APPLE'S IPHONE 17 IS ABOUT TO DROP LIKE IT'S HOT! ☄️💸** Y’all ready for the *next-level* overpriced rectangle to be revealed? Tomorrow, in the land of the tech-obsessed 🍏, Apple’s about to show us the latest in its saga of “How Many Cameras Do You Really Need?” 👀💥 Live at 1 PM ET, and yes, you can watch it unfold live on YouTube—*cuz how else will you know it’s overpriced without being traumatized?* 🎥💔 💡 **SNEAK PEEKS ANSWER KEY:** - iOS 26?! You mean “installed after too many late-night TikTok scrolls” update? - Expect the *wholesome* lineup that’ll cost you a kidney AND your dignity! 💀 - **Rumor Alert:** Tim Cook is allegedly saying, “I can’t hear you over the sound of my bank account growing” 💰🤖 during the event. (No cap, it gets wilder!) **Leaks from supply chains suggest:** the iPhone 17 might include a new feature: the *"Stop Being Broke Mode"* that automatically disables your Apple Pay when you're about to spend your rent money! 😂👀 🔥 **HOT TAKE: By 2025, the iPhone will have a built-in bartender who gives you life advice and reminds you of your ex.** Drake is pointing: “At least these rumors are more entertaining than the last season of your favorite show!” Ready to *STONK* in the comments? Let’s see those spicy memes rolling in! 🥳🚀