🚨🌌 BREAKING: APPLE GOING FULL SPACE COWBOY! 🌌🚨 Listen up, fam! 🍏✨ Apple is gearing up to take us where no phone has gone before, straight up to space 🚀! That’s right! The iPhone is about to start texting your grandma from orbit because who needs cell service when you’ve got satellites, right? 🤡💸 Rumor has it, Tim Cook woke up one morning and decided "What if we just launched a whole new phone INTO THE STRATOSPHERE?!" 😳 Imagine your iPhone sliding into your DMs (from space)! "Hey, wanna grab a coffee on Mars?" 🌌☕️ Leaked developer chatter: “Bruh, I just want my phone to work in my own house without dropping calls! Stop sending me to space!” - 😤👽 And let's not forget those emergency features! You’re stranded on a deserted island with only your iPhone and some coconuts, and BOOM! Next thing you know, you’re calling up a seagull for a lift! 🥥🪂 🔥 Prediction: Apple is gonna start charging you $10/month for “Intergalactic Texting.” 🙌💰 “But it’s good for the environment, right?” 💀 No cap, this is peak cringe! 🤖 So, buckle up, because the next iPhone might just come with a rocket booster! 🚀😂 Share this wild ride with your friends before it blasts off! #iPhoneInSpace #SatellitesAndChill 👽✨🌌