🍏💤 Breaking News from the Apple Factory of Broken Dreams 🍏💤 Yo fam, Apple’s shakin’ things up 🌀 and NOT in a good way! So apparently, they’re hitting the brakes on the flashy features and telling us it’s time to focus on the "quality and underlying performance" for iOS 27. 😩💻 Like, what are they trying to sell us? An iOS with vibes of “This is fine” while there’s a dumpster fire of bugs raging on your screen? 🔥🗑️ 💥 According to today's *Power On* newsletter (which, TBH, sounds like a podcast for people who think AutoCAD is a trendy art movement), Apple is tired of hearing us grumble about their “Liquid Glass” because it keeps shattering quicker than our hopes of getting AirPods at a decent price 💰😂. 🗣️ Sources (a.k.a. my neighbor who screams at squirrels) say Apple is diverting from innovation and going full-on “old reliable” mode: “Yo, we’re like that one friend who keeps canceling plans but swears they’re working on themselves.” Here comes the spicy prediction: iOS 27 will only be a wallpaper update and they’ll charge us $19.99 for a new app called “Do Nothing,” which users will ironically love. 🤖✨ Stonks, baby! 📈🚀 Share this chaos before the iPhone 20 gets announced and we all lose our minds! 🤡