🚨BREAKING NEWS: APPLE’S TABLETOP ROBOT IS COMING TO STEAL YOUR SOUL IN 2027! 🤖💀 Forget about *the future of AI*, fam; we’re talking about a glorified iPad on a robot arm that'll creepily follow you around like your Grandma during Thanksgiving 🦃. Sources say this bad boy *swivels* to face you faster than you can say, "Why isn’t Siri working??" 🔄💁‍♂️ You know what they say about Apple, right? "Innovation" is just a fancy word for "let's take your money one weird gadget at a time!" 💰💸 Leaked texts from a developer just dropped: “We’re basically just putting wheels on your iPad. No cap.” 🔥 Drake pulled up: "Y'all still using Siri? Nah, bro, this new *iCompanion* is gonna have you *seething* with every awkward interaction!" 😬 Girlfriend vibes but make it robotic. And let’s be real: this thing is either going to be your new best friend or it’ll gather dust next to your old iPod shuffle. Either way, get ready to have *mood swings* because it'll probably insist on talking to you during your meetings!! 💼 🔥🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 5 years, your *tabletop buddy* will be sending you relationship advice. “Is this fine?” NO, THIS IS A ROBOT! 😂💔