Buckle up, fam! 🚀 Apple is switching gears and coming for your wallets in the most chaotic way possible! 💸😱 Forget the days of boring incremental updates — they’re about to go *full send* with a THREE-YEAR PLAN that sounds like it was conjured up by a wizard 🧙‍♂️ or just a random guy in a hoodie eating ramen in Cupertino! 🍜 🍏👀 Next month: Apple’s dropping the iPhone Air, and it’s not your grandma's phone — it’s slinky, it’s thin, and it’s apparently made of Liquid Glass. What’s that? A fancy way to say, “Oops, we forgot to give it a battery that lasts”? ⚡️😂 But wait! There’s more! By 2026, we’re getting that wild book-style foldable iPhone — *perfect for all those selfies you’re gonna take while it’s folded* 😏📸. The visionary design for 2027? Curved glass all around. YES, let’s make it *impossible to hold without dropping it* — truly, this is the peak of human innovation! 🤦‍♂️💀 Leaked dev quote: “We’re just testing how far we can push the envelope.” Meanwhile, Tim Cook is somewhere shouting, “THIS IS FINE!” while laughing at the stock rumors 🤑👌 👽🔥 Hot take: In three years, we'll all be using iPhones so bendy that they could double as yoga mats! 📱🧘‍♂️ Get ready to stretch, *literally*! 🤯💥#Stonks #MemeMagic