🚨APPLE FANS UNITE!!🚨 You heard it here first, fam! 🍏💥 The legendary 25W MagSafe charger is ON SALE for just $35! 😱💰 That’s like finding a golden ticket in Willy Wonka’s factory, but instead of chocolate, it’s the power to fuel your iPhone 17 dreams! 🔥✨ But wait... there's more! 🤯 The 2-meter version is being sold for LESS than the 1-meter version! That's some NEXT LEVEL marketing chaos! 💀 It’s like Apple said, “Y’all wanna charge your phone? Here’s the *longer cable* for less! 🧐” Talk about fixing your pricing logic with a dab of #YOLO! 💁‍♂️ For the Gen Z crowd: If you got an iPhone 8 or later, this charger will juice you up faster than a TikTok dance trend! 💃⚡️ Just plug it into a (30W) power adapter and watch your battery levels rise like your ex’s excuses at 3 AM! 📈😂 📢 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, the 1-meter cable was just a joke for the shorties. We knew it would confuse the boomers.” 🤖😤 🔥 HOT TAKE: This MagSafe charger is about to become the hottest resale item on Facebook Marketplace as soon as your Great Uncle Bob realizes he can charge his AirPods with it. 😂💀 So, are you gonna level up or let your phone die in cringe? #StonksOrBUST! 🚀