🚨📱💸 Apple just sent the *entire* internet into a frenzy as the 25W MagSafe charger is now available for a jaw-dropping $35! And NO, that’s not a typo—it's a record-low price!! Don't sleep on this or the Apple Stock Price™ might implode like the plot of a bad Netflix series. 💥📉 So picture this: the TWO-METER (yes, they *really* thought we needed a charging cable longer than my last relationship) is actually CHEAPER than the one-meter version. I mean, at this point, Apple is dishing out prices like they’re trading cards. “I’ll trade you one super short cable for a long one, deal?” 🤝🙃 If you’re rocking an iPhone 16, 17, or that fancy Air model, this charger brings the power like a high-voltage circus act. 🤡 Just make sure you have a 30W power adapter because charging is like cooking: if you can't handle the heat, get out of the kitchen. 🔥🤖 A leak from inside Apple (totally didn't make this up) has one developer saying, "Why are we still selling the short one at a higher price?! The people need the 2M!" So true, bro. 🥲 But hold up! Here’s the wild prediction: at this rate, soon you’ll need a degree just to understand Apple's pricing strategy. Next week? Prepare for the *$20* iPhone case that charges your soul. 💀💰 *#AppleLogic*