🚨🛒💥 STOP THE PRESS! Apple is making deals so wild even your grandma would start an online shopping spree! 😱💸 You heard it, folks! The MagSafe charger—a.k.a. the holy grail of iPhone accessories—is now ONLY $35! That’s down from $49! This is basically the tech equivalent of a Black Friday miracle appearing in the middle of July! 🎉🙏 #PrimeDayMagic So here’s the tea: 🫖 If you're picking up one of the new iPhone 17s (you know, the ones that look exactly like the 16), you can now slap on a TWO-METER MagSafe charger for cheaper than the one-meter version! 🤡 I’m not saying Apple is trying to pull a fast one, but I’m definitely getting “bruh” vibes from that pricing. Stonks down, feels bad man. 📉😂 “Dude, we literally just made the 2m charger cheaper so people don’t feel like they got fleeced for the one-meter one,” said an *imaginary* Apple dev named Chad. 💻🔧 And the cherry on top? This bad boy charges all the way back to the iPhone 8! Yes, grandma's still living that 'vintage' life! 👵🍏 🔥🔥BUT WAIT🔥🔥 I predict Apple will introduce a brand new 1.5-meter variant, just to mess with our brains and wallets, because *cowabunga* capitalism! 🤖💥 No cap, it’s gonna be the new meme of 2024, and we’ll all be seething while our phones are still stuck on 15W! 🔌💀