🔋💀🔥 #GetChargedUpSquad! Listen up, tech lovers and Apple sheeple! The 🥵 *legendary* 25W MagSafe charger from our fave overpriced fruit 🥳🍏 is knocked down to *only* $35! That's a *29% off* for those of you too busy scrolling TikTok to do math! (Get those stonks 🚀💰) Wait, WHAT?! This two-meter cable is CHEAPER than the one-meter version? This is fine. 😂 I guess Apple’s pricing strategy is a real “hold my drink” moment. 🍸👀 “Just look like you’re helping the environment, mark it up, and call it eco-friendly” — some Apple exec probably said while sipping a $12 coffee. ☕💸 Now, this charger can pump up your iPhone 8 – 17 faster than you can say “battery anxiety.” ⚡📱 It even powers up those *AirPods* – just give ’em a sip of that sweet, sweet 15W juice. 🌊 But for real, do I need a degree in astrophysics 🤖🧠 to understand why I’m getting charged more for less cord?! *Drake yelling NOPE* 🤣 🔥🔥 HIDDEN PREDICTION: By 2024, Apple is going to announce a *"MagSafe Air" charger* that plugs into your mind. Say goodbye to physical cables, and hello to charging via telepathy! Get ready to be the ultimate psychic phone charger, fam! 🤯✌️