🥱🔊 BREAKING: Apple’s got BIG DREAMS for 2027! 🥳🍏 Brace yourselves, fam, because according to *some guy* named Ming-Chi Kuo (he's basically the Nostradamus of tech now), Apple’s about to drop an AR/VR bomb bigger than all the iPhone launches combined! 💣🚀 So, here’s the tea 🍵: They’re releasing “upgraded” Vision Pro headsets, which is basically just Apple adding more pixels to give you a better view of that 3-hour TikTok scroll 🤳💀. And wait for it — THREE brand new Vision devices and FOUR pairs of smart glasses are coming in hotter than your mom’s hot takes at the dinner table! 😤🔥 🕶️ You know those Ray-Bans everyone’s been buying? They’ll be shaking in their shades because Apple’s swooping in for a cool 3-5 MILLION shipments of their own smart specs! 😂 And if you’re still rocking those cringe VR headsets from last decade, prepare to seethe because Apple’s aiming for 10 million AR/VR product sales — but like, who’s counting? 🤷‍♂️🤑 **Leaked dev quote:** “We just want to help people not trip over their coffee tables in style. 😎✨” But hold on! The real prediction? Apple’s gonna introduce a *smart* pizza delivery AR app that’ll order your favorite snack while predicting when your crush will text you back! 🍕📱👀 #Stonks or #Flops? You decide! 💥