🚨📱**BREAKING: Apple's Foldable iPad 18” in 2029? More like "Apple is Leaving Us Hanging"**📅👀 So, continue holding your breath, fam! 💀 Apple’s next-gen *"It’s gonna fold all your dreams"* 😩 iPad has apparently decided it’s going to take a *nap* until 2029, and let me tell you, the engineering challenges are hotter than my high school drama! Sources say it’s too heavy, has too many features (who would’ve guessed???), and the display tech feels like it was designed in 1999! But who could've predicted Apple struggling with *weight* 🤔? Go figure, they’re kinda like that one friend who can’t lift a finger at the gym yet still talks about "gains." 🏋️‍♂️💪 “Honestly, we thought we could just slap some extra pixels on it and call it a day,” said an *imaginary* developer we totally didn’t make up. 🤖💬 And can we talk about the memes that’ll emerge when we finally get to see this foldable holy grail? *Drake meme* says "no cap, I’d rather watch paint dry." 🎨🚫 🔥🔥 Mark my words: when this thing finally drops in 2029, it’ll be released with a subscription model— *"Pay $999 for the upgrade to the foldable feature!"* 💰💀💔 So grab your popcorn 🍿 and get ready for the *longest* wait in tech history— This is fine. 🤡✨