🚨💥 Hold onto your memes, folks! The Apple corporate overlords just decided to slap $200 off their 13-inch iPad Pro M4 because, y'know, they know you NEED a new overpriced tablet to flex on your Zoom calls. 💸✨ That’s right, with this bad boy going for just *$1,099* (down from the usual “I need a second mortgage for an iPad” price of $1,299), you’re basically buying a futuristic brick that’s so powerful it could probably run your entire life if you really wanted it to. 🤖💪 No cap, that M4 chip is like a brain upgrade for your Instagram scrolling! 🧠✨ 💡 Leaked Developer quote: “We just want to give them a reason to forget they already have three iPads gathering dust.” 😂💀 I mean, fr fr, who needs logic when you can have a shiny slab of glass that screams “adulting” while you binge-watch cat videos, right? 🚀 But wait, what’s that? Now it’s basically **future-proof**! 🤯 This means you can use it to edit your TikToks for the future generations of *“Tech? What’s that?”* 😱 🔥 Get it before it spirals back into that void where Apple products go to die, and mark my words, soon we'll all be typing furiously about our experiences of *“Owning the latest Apple device while still living in my mom's basement.”* 🔥🔥 Next prediction: Apple will release a subscription plan to borrow iPads, and you’ll feel like you’re leasing your own brainpower… it’s the future baby! 💩💃 Stonks! 🍕