🔥🐣 GUYS, STOP SCROLLING! EPIC APPLE TEA ☕️ ALERT! 🐣🔥 👀 So, Apple JUST dropped news hotter than my morning coffee. Introducing… *drumroll please* 🥁 *AppleCare One!* Yeah, you heard that right. The “all-in-one” service that promises to care for your devices like they’re your emotional support animal. *Dev 1*: “Honestly, I just want to upgrade my iPhone and not have to sell my kidneys.” 💀 *Dev 2*: “Bro, they should just give us an AppleCare subscription that includes free therapy sessions for all the crashes!” 😂 And wait for it...iOS 26 beta 4 is out (?????!) 😂🚀. You can now customize your home screen to LOOK LIKE A PARKED CAR! Because why not? 🌳💩 This is fine! (And I mean *actually* fine if you’re an apple picking toddler with a dream). Fun fact: you could listen to this juicy scoop on every platform under the sun but let’s be real — who even uses iTunes anymore? 😭 Also, big shoutout to Bitwarden, your *not-so-secret* password manager hero 🦸‍♀️! Now they’ve added Apple Watch integration for that epic “I'm *definitely* being hacked” feel. 🤓 Prediction: By 2025, Apple will release a new product that just BEAMS your passwords into a black hole 📡✨ to keep you secure. #Stonks **TL;DR**: Apple is messing with your devices AND mental health. All hail AppleCare One. 😱💰 Share if you figure out how to use iOS 26 without throwing your phone across the room! 🔥🔥🔥