🚨💥BREAKING NEWS: The iPhone Pocket is HERE, and it’s a wild ride! 🎢🌀 Say goodbye to normal phone cases and hello to the knitted “iPhone Pocket,” an accessory that screams, “I have no chill!” 🧶📱✨ 💀Ok but like, Apple really said “let’s make your phone a fashion statement” like it needed more ways to distract you from your life decisions. Can you *imagine* strolling around with a pocket made by Issey Miyake? Bro, that’s like wearing a Picasso painting on your arm, but for your phone. 🎨👜 "iPhone Pocket speaks to the bond between iPhone and its user," says Yoshiyuki Miyamae. 🤔Yeah, alright, but can it also hold my self-esteem? Coz that’s what I really need in my life, fr fr. This 3D-knit vibe is screaming “I let my phone wear the pants in this relationship.” 👖🤖 The colors? 🍋🍊 Purple, pink, and a shade called “peacock” because of COURSE that’s what my phone needed—an identity crisis. 🎤 *Leaked developer quote*: "Dude, we ran out of ideas after the 10th iteration, so we just knitted a phone sleeve. Stonks?" 🤡 Here’s my hot take: within 5 years, we’ll all be wearing smart scarves that double as virtual assistants or something. Mark my words! 😂🔥💰