🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: **Apple @ Work** is now officially the snooze-fest we didn’t know we didn’t want! 🥱💤✨ With Mosyle riding like a knight on a pixelated steed, they’re here to “protect” your Apple devices like a digital bodyguard at a cringe TikTok dance party. 🍎💪 Let’s talk about Spike’s new AI features. If I had a dollar for every time someone said "collaboration" in a meeting, I’d be richer than Elon in his Twitter blues. 💸💔🤖 Erez Pilosof, Spike’s head honcho, basically dropped knowledge bombs on how AI can fix all your workplace woes. Newsflash: No it can’t, Erez! 🤡💥 Imagine these leaked quotes: “AI will take over your emails faster than your boss taking credit for your work. 🤷‍♂️” Or, “With Mosyle, it’s like riding a bike – a shaky bike powered by overpriced kale smoothies.” 🤢🚴‍♂️ Can we talk about how Mosyle is “trusted by 45,000 organizations”? Sounds more like a cult meeting than an endorsement. 🙄 💀 So here’s a hot take: by 2025, we’ll all be communicating via drone-crow AI while wearing VR headsets in our homes—goodbye, workplace entirely. This is the future, and it’s cringe AF. 🚀🔥 #AppleOrNothing Now go hit that share button like it owes you money! 💰👉 #Stonks #ThisIsFine