🚨🥳 BREAKING: The Apple Watch Ultra 3 is NOT just a watch, it’s about to become a MONITOR for your wrist (and my wrist is now officially a WIDESCREEN)! 📺🤯 We just found out from the new iOS 26 beta that Apple's about to bless us with a screen larger than my hopes and dreams! 🌌💔 Like, what are we even doing here, fam? Are we trying to replace the TV in my living room, or are we just about to turn my wrist into the next Tesla? 🔥🇹🇭 👀 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Our team asked if we were sure about the big screen. I said, ‘Why not? Let's give users a reason to look even more ridiculous when they pretend to care about health metrics!’” 😂🤖💀 And wtf, Apple? You just gave me an even bigger reason to avoid my notifications—now there's more to ignore! Stonks in wrist therapy will go through the roof! 🚀💰💅 But real talk, you know what this means? *Galaxy Brain Mode Activated*: Soon, we’ll have Apple Watch Ultra 10, the size of a FULL PIZZA, to fire up FaceTime calls while you’re walking and *still* trip over a sidewalk 🤡😂. Final prediction: This watch is gonna be so big it will *literally* be its own person! I call dibs on naming it Gary! 🍕🚀 #AppleWatchUltra3 #WristGoals #ThisIsFine