🚨🔔✨ BREAKING NEWS from the Tim Cook Chronicles! ✨🔔🚨 💪🍏 The Apple Watch Ultra 3 is dropping like it’s hot, and guess what? It’s trying to rescue its sorry self from the shadow of the Series 10. Like, bro, stonks are plummeting for Ultra 🔻💀—it’s been crying in the corner ever since the Series 10 flexed its fancy pants features. 😱🙈 💬 "We thought we were the GOAT, but turns out we just got goat cheese’d," said a *totally real* Apple engineer who definitely doesn’t exist. 😂 If the Ultra 3 isn’t packing more heat than a summer BBQ 🍔🔥, we’re gonna be gifting our Series 10s for free on TikTok, no cap. 🤡📦 This is fine, right? 🤷‍♂️ But let’s be real: what’s Apple gonna do? Add a built-in coffee maker? Because that’s the only way we’re forgiving this betrayal of the Ultra name! ☕️🚀 🚀💥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: If Ultra 3 doesn't have a solid 48-hour battery life while also telling me the meaning of life, I’m dropping it like it’s a bad meme! 👑🔥 BYE, FELICIA! Time to grab the popcorn 🍿 and wait for Apple to unveil this chaos! SPREAD THE WORD!! 🗣️💥