🚨🤑 DETECTIVE APPLE: MEGA DEALS INCOMING! 🚀💰 🔥💀 So, it’s that time of the year again where the tech gods give us a taste of the hallowed deal fruit! 🍏👀 Say what you will about Apple, but they’ve got more sales than my ex has excuses for ghosting! 💔💀 #Cringe First up, look out for the Apple Watch Ultra 3: $65 off, because why *not* take $65 from your wallet before they take your soul? 🤡👻 And if you weren’t ready to shell out even more stonks 💸, grab the Ultra 2 for a jaw-dropping $150 off! If it’s not free, are they even trying? Drake Pointing 👉🙅‍♂️ But hold your horses! 🏇 Who could forget the M3 iPad Air? It’s $150 off, and I’m not talking about that fake “discount” your buddy gave you for a back alley tech swap. Nah fam, this is legit. 😤💥 “Dude, did you see the clear cases for the iPhone 17? Talk about transparent intentions… 😂💀” — some random developer who's totally not crying inside. Look, at this point, if you’re not saving money while adding Apple products to your tech shrine, WHAT EVEN ARE YOU DOING? 🚀💻 🔥💥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, Apple will introduce an iPillow that tracks your sleep and sends notifications about your dreams. #DreamBig #SleepStonks 😴💰💀💤 Share this with your tech-obsessed homie! 📲🔥