☠️📱💔💅📉 LISTEN UP, APPLEHEADS! 🍏🔥 Who needs sleep when you can watch a bunch of overpriced **iWatches** argue over who’s the prettiest in the tech ball? 🤖🎭 💥 So, they dropped the Apple Watch Series 11, Ultra 3, and SE 3. Honestly, a more dramatic soap opera than a Kardashian divorce. 📺💅🎭 I mean, what do you want? A watch that screams "I have money!" or one that just whispers "I'm functional but still a wannabe"? ⏰💸 🔍 SERIES 11: This one’s got "health features" that’ll probably make you want to throw yourself into a fitness cult. 🚴‍♂️💪 Leaked quote from a developer? "We added a water resistance feature so it's basically a life raft for your bad decisions." 🚣‍♂️💦 🚀 ULTRA 3: Built for extreme outdoor athletes who want to track every moment they’re not couch surfing. 📦🏔️ Pro tip: You can’t lift weights if you’re too busy getting lost in the woods #Cope. 💤 SE 3: The budget option that’s basically saying, "You can afford a smartphone but not a good watch." Just a glorified pedometer at this point. 😂🦶 💬 Hot take: By 2025, Apple will release a watch that just tells you how broke you are every hour, and it will have its own subscription service. $9.99 a month for your financial breakdown? SIGN ME TF UP! 📉💰💀