🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE APPLE ORCHARD! 🍏💔 So lemme paint you a picture: Apple just officially labeled the iPhone 11 Pro Max and the ENTIRE Apple Watch Series 3 as VINTAGE! 🤖💀 That’s right, folks! 🕰️ It’s like finding grandma’s old photo albums and realizing you’re one foot in a nursing home. Welcome to your Apple “Vintage” lineup, baby! 🎉 But like, what does vintage even mean? Is Apple just gonna start selling us overpriced room decor in the shape of a worn-out iPhone? 🏺💰 Meanwhile, the iPhone 11 Pro Max was literally the phone of choice for people who thought they were influencers in 2019! “Come take a pic in my stylish avocado toast kitchen,” they said, while the pixels weeped. 📸🥑💦 🍏🚀 Imagine this imaginary convo in Apple HQ: ✨ Developer 1: “What’s next? The iPhone 12 is getting a ‘classic’ label after that?” ✨ Developer 2: “Only if we release a limited edition ‘dust’ color!” This is fine. 😅🔥 So get your stonks in order, because apparently being vintage now just means you’re on the shelf next to the forgotten Pokémon cards. 📉😬 Hot take: In 3 years, the iPhone 13 will be “retro” and we’ll all be handing out TikTok tutorials on how to use it! Keep flexing that 3D Touch, fam, while I wait for my holographic 14! 🤡🚀 #AppleIsTrolling#VintageVibes