🔥🚨 **BREAKING (YAWN) NEWS: The Apple Watch Series 11 is Here to Greet You With the Same Features for $800!** 🚨🔥 Listen up, fam! 🥴 If you thought the Apple Watch Series 11 was gonna drop like Britney's *Oops!... I Did It Again* but with fire breathing dragons and moon walking, you’re in for a wild disappointment. It’s basically *Apple's version of a reskin*—like your favorite character in a video game getting slightly better hair... but still looking like your budget haircut after COVID. ✂️💀 💥 The features? *Hypertension monitoring* and a *daily sleep score*—because apparently, now we need to watch our hearts AND our naps. Great job, Apple! Next, you'll wanna monitor when I’m crying into my pillow over my student loans. 😂📉 But wait, there's a twist! The Apple Watch 11 comes with new tech that lets you feel like you're upgrading without actually upgrading! I mean, c'mon! Who doesn't want to spend an extra $300 for a slightly better screen? 🤡💰🤖 💬 **Leaked Dev Quote:** "We spend more time choosing the colors than actually innovating. So... enjoy the premium price! 😈" If you’re not already wearing an epic Apple leg sleeve and flexing while asking people if they ‘know about the new Apple Watch’, are you even living? 🔥 **Hot Take:** In five years, they'll announce the Series 99 and it’ll literally come with a built-in microwave. Only real ones will *get* this. Stonks! 📈💥 Perish the thought if you’re still rocking your Series 4 like a peasant! 🌀 **Drake Pointing meme here**: “Upgrade to the 11 or live in cringe!” 💀 Share this with your squad before they