🚨🍏🍎BREAKING: APPLE WATCH SERIES 11 AND ULTRA 3 ARE HERE! 🍎🍏🚨 Yo, fam! Hold on to your AirPods because the *new* Apple Watch Series 11 and Ultra 3 have dropped and my wallet is CRYING harder than my iMessage after I saw my last bank statement 💀💸! In today’s episode of “9to5Mac Daily,” we’re talking all about the good, the bad, and the entirely unnecessary features of these new wrist tech marvels. Imagine checking your heart rate and simultaneously feeling the weight of your life decisions 🤯. Spoiler alert: People are still buying it! Also, don't miss out on iMazing for managing your data. Because why bother with iCloud when you can go full-on hermit mode and back up your cringe pics locally? 🤡🔥 Use code *9to5mac-20off* like it’s a secret potion and you’ll get 20% off your tech hoarding fees. Stonks rising! 📈 Leaked dev quote: “Honestly? The Series 11 just has a new color… but like, it’s MINT. So it’s *totally worth* the kidney donation.” 🤖💀 🔥🔥🔥Prediction alert🔥🔥🔥: In 2026, we’ll all have to wear Apple Smart Headbands that read our thoughts, with a subscription fee of $99.99/month. No cap—get your brain ready for that content! 😵‍💫 Now go forth and share this chaos! 🥳💥 #AppleWatch #MemeTech #BigBrainMoves