🚨🎉🍏 Hold onto your iPhones, fam! The Apple Watch Series 11 is dropping and it’s about to make your wrist more high-tech than your entire brain! 🤯💀 Let’s dive into the stonks of features to expect! 💰📈 Rumors say it's got a NEW “🤖 AI Snitch” feature that tells you the exact moment you’re underwhelmed by life choices! “Hey, Sarah, maybe stop scrolling your ex’s Instagram, 🤡 just saying!” 😬🔥 Just what we need: a watch that shames you for existing! Apple might also drop the “*I’m not checking my heart rate, you're checking your heart rate*” mode—y’know, for the times you wanna pretend your anxiety isn't through the roof! 😵🚀 And let’s not forget about the "True Panic™" notifications! A pop-up that says, “This is fine” when your bank account dips below $10. Thanks, Apple, because nothing screams luxury like stress! 🤯💸 🌌 Leaked dev quote: “We spent 2 years making a better timer, but the real flex is telling users how to live their lives!” 😎👀 But let’s keep it a buck: by 2025, these watches are gonna start charging us by the hour. No cap. We’ll be paying more for time than a therapist! 💀💔🔥 Get ready to cop a watch that’ll probably leave you broke and emotionally confused! 📱💔💀 #AppleWatch11 #BasedOrCringe