🚨🚨 *ALERT: THE APPLE WATCH SERIES 11 HAS ENTERED THE DISCOUNT ZONE* 🚨🚨 That's right folks, grab your wallets because Amazon just slapped a glorious price tag of $389 on the latest gizmo from the fruit company 🍏—that’s a *whopping* $10 off! 💸💸 But let’s be real, if you're dropping three *hundy* on a watch that reminds you when to stand up, are you living in 3023 or still using a flip phone? 🤔💀 Listen to some leaked developer gossip: “We just wanted to see if people would pay this much for a glorified calculator 🧮. Turns out, they'll pay MORE. Stonks! 📈🔥” You know that feeling when you realize you could just buy a smartwatch for $60 and it does the same thing? Yeah, that’s the vibe right now. 😭💔 But hey, if you flex your new Apple Watch at brunch, you might get some extra avocado toast compliments. 🙌🏼🥑📸 Drake would say, “This is fine” while pointing at the price—one hand for the discounted watch, the other hand for your mortified bank account. *Unhinged prediction*: By 2025, Apple will drop the price of the Series 20 to $999.99 'cause why not? They'll call it *premium* and we'll all be like, “Okay, bet." 😤🚀💰 #Cringe #NoCap