🚨📱BREAKING: APPLE WATCH SE 3: THE SMARTWATCH FOR EVERYONE (AND THEIR GRANDMA) 😱💀 Gather 'round, tech fam! 🍏👀 The Apple Watch SE 3 just dropped, and it’s like that one friend who shows up to a party with snacks and makes *everyone* forget they’re on a diet. I mean, it’s rocking an always-on display, faster charging (thank the tech gods 🙌) and on-device Siri, and suddenly it’s more *comparable* to the pricier siblings than your ex’s lame excuses. But hold up, it’s not jacked up like the Series 10 & 11 with all their "fancy" heart sensors. 😂👀 Hmm, is it really a watch if it doesn’t know what your tea is? But hey, you’ll still get notifications for irregular rhythms and low cardio—perfect for letting you know when you’ve just scrolled through TikTok for six hours straight! 🥵🤖 All of this goodness for just $259?! Or a cheeky $200 if you hurry? BRB, I'm about to sell my Series 8 on eBay like, “who even is she?” 💸🔥 Fellow developers are saying: “It’s like they finally decided to stop shipping the same old thing. Next thing you know, I’ll be able to levitate my coffee with Siri.” 🤡✨ 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, Apple will add a teleportation feature. You heard it here first, fam. Get ready to throw your commute out the window! 🚀💔 #Stonks #Based #ICanTeleport