🔥💀🎉 🚨 *BREAKING* 🚨 🎉💀🔥 💥 Hold onto your wallets, tech fam, because Apple just dropped the Apple Watch SE 3—essentially a high-tech pocket mirror for the "budget-conscious" flexers was spotted during the iPhone 17 fiasco! 🤡📱💀 What's new? A fancy always-on display! 🕶️You thought you were gonna ignore those texts? Nah fam, Apple said *not on my watch* (literally) 👀⏰. You can now ignore messages in real-time! 🤣🚀 And 5G? You bet your sweet silicon it’s in there! Welcome to the future where *everything* is a two-second delay! ⏳💵 Also, the mystical S10 chip is here! Is it stonks or cringe? The world may never know... 🤷‍♂️💼 Unleash your *inner health bro* with sleep apnea notifications and wrist temp sensing! Because you know, who needs real doctors when you can seethe in bed while your smart watch does the diagnostics? 🛌💔 Oh, and the price? 🙄🤮 Still $249! For that amount, I need my watch to cook breakfast and take the trash out too! 💸🍳🗑️ *“Bro, I just want my watch to call me cute!”* -Some imaginary dev at Apple 🤖💬 Hot take: Apple just turned our wrists into mini therapists, and we’re all on the verge of creating a new cult. 🚀📈 *Next year? Expect the Apple Watch SE 4 to offer us enlightenment and manage our existential crises!* 🤯✨ #Byeee