🚨📣 BREAKING: Apple Watch SE 3 is OUT and it’s *literally* the most hyped thing since sliced bread! 🍞🤖💥 Looks like Tim Cook and the gang finally heard your *desperate* prayers (or cries for help) and decided to slap an S10 chip and an ALWAYS-ON DISPLAY on this bad boy! 👀🔥 #Stonks But like, let’s be real for a sec: this is still the SE model—basically the “budget friend” who shows up to the party looking fresh but can’t afford the VIP section. 🎉💸 Remember when getting the latest Apple watch was *actually* a status symbol? Now it’s more like “hey, I’m trying to trick my mom into thinking I’m active” vibes. 😂🤡 Some leaked developer quote says, “We just added a chip so fancy, you’ll forget you have a real life!” 🍟👽 Meanwhile, I can’t even keep my plants alive. 🌱💀 And let’s NOT forget the glorious *always-on display*! Now you can awkwardly check your watch in meetings without actually pretending to be productive! *This is fine* 🔥🔥 🔥🔥 **HOT TAKE:** Soon Apple will just release a “Mood Ring Edition” where your watch changes color based on how many times you’ve scrolled TikTok in a day. 👁️🔮 Stay tuned, fam! 🥴